Monday, October 6, 2014

Minnehaha, Pickled Veggies, & Awkward Bus Rides


As a college student constantly bombarded with homework, one tends to forget that there is life outside of the dorm room. And so Maddy and I, temporarily brushing our homework to the side, embarked on a journey to Minnehaha Falls.

We met at the East Bank Station, then headed to downtown Minneapolis, where we hopped aboard the Blue Line and got off at Minnehaha. It was slightly blustery, but overall sunny and pleasant. Wedding pictures were being taken, people were walking their ginormous dogs, and couples were taking selfies with the waterfall in the background. We went for a nice walk around the park, got in touch with our inner children at the playground, and had a nice talk about 60s movies, the psychology behind childish urges, and Woody Allen, among other things. More importantly, we took some kickass photos [check Maddy’s blog for more].






How to look badass while riding a chipmunk.



After we were done with our Minnehaha activities, we hopped back on the light rail and took the bus to Peninsula, the Malaysian restaurant on Nicollet Ave. We ordered achat salad, roti canai, and red curry chicken. Maddy had pickled vegetables with peanuts and fluffy pancake-ish things with curry for the first time, and she enjoyed it very much.


We had a bit of a sweet tooth afterwards, so we walked across the street to Glam Doll Donuts, a retro, pin-up style donut shop filled with delicious 100% made-from-scratch donuts. We had two donuts: the Femme Fatale and the Peanut Butter and Sriracha.


Left: The Femme Fatale, right: Peanut butter and Sriracha
By the time we walked out of the donut shop, we were stuffed. We quickly checked out the boutique next door and then took the bus back to the U. It involved a really long wait and the overhearing of some really bizarre conversations. Overall, it was a successful day of adventuring. It was nice getting in touch with Mother Nature and all, and it was also nice to get a break from dining hall food.

For more info on Minnehaha in all its glory and historical significance, click here.

For more info on Glam Doll Donuts, click here.

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Concert Anecdotes: Perfume Genius

We casually bumped into Mike Hadreas behind Triple Rock. The result? A beautiful group picture. 
[Note: Rachelle’s name is actually pronounced like Rachel. Just so you pronounce it in your head correctly.]

Yesterday at around 6pm, Jason and I headed to Centennial to drop off his stuff and then to the Tofu House. We were roughly an hour late. Once we got there, we found Mitchell and Rachelle conversing at a table by the window. We were mildly and jokingly scolded, but then I rushed to Rachelle’s side and gave her a bear hug (it was my first time seeing her in months). While Mitchell and Rachelle were slowly recovering from their feast, Jason and I ate our tofu bowls with steamed rice. We had a nice talk about college living, friends back home, and adulthood. It’s funny how I always forget the six-year age gap between us.

After we finished our meal, we walked to Rachelle’s car and headed to Triple Rock Social Club. It took some getting through lousy bikers and awful pedestrians, with Mitchell sticking his head out of the window and door to scream at them, but after a ten minute car ride, we had arrived at our destination. As it turned out, we were super early and therefore were (pretty much) the only ones in the room for an hour or so. On the bright side, we got some great seats (and waited in them for another hour and a half). 

To kill time, we talked about Jason’s malpracticing orthodontist that accidentally removed an extra tooth and totally denied it (Mitchell, being a dentistry student and aspiring orthodontist himself, was very interested and enraged by the anecdote), more adultly things like loans and paying the rent, horror electrocution stories, and Chinese philosophy. I even carefully crafted two paper cranes. And at one point, Mitchell and Rachelle were reading the broken English-filled text messages my mom sent me in the last week. 

After a long wait, the opening act finally showed up. Her name was Matteah Baim, and she brought along a bearded guy with glasses in a rather comfy looking black cotton dress. It was pretty interesting stuff. The instrumentals were pretty nice and relaxing. They were pretty bleak. But cool, I guess.

Once Matteah Baim was finished, the music came back on the speakers and the club was bustling with conversation once again. It would be another fifteen minutes before the main act would arrive. The club began to fill up at a more rapid pace. The floor began to flood and a few rows of people stood behind us. Jason and I rambled to one another about life once more, and before we knew it, Perfume Genius had arrived.

“Shoot, I had like two more sentences left,” I whispered.
Jason crouched over and leaned his left ear toward me.
Discomforted by the sudden pressure to complete my thought in a timely and satisfying manner, I paused.
“Nevermind, I’ll tell you later!” I whispered.
“Okay, remember to tell me!” he whispered back.
[I never did actually remember to tell him.]

The next hour or so was filled with aching vocals, powerful screams, impressive falsetto, and piano-heavy love songs. I could feel myself sinking into my chair and wanting to hug the man (Mike Hadreas), especially when he sang Take Me Home and Mr. Peterson. Another one of my favorite performances was the one of Floating Spit. Pretty soothing, in my opinion. Overall, I enjoyed myself. But if you thought I was having fun, you should’ve seen Mitchell and Rachelle. They were constantly recording, taking video Snapchats, predicting the next songs, and squealing in their seats. I could hear Mitchell next to me:

“Oh my gahhhd, he is so cool.”
“Ahh I love this song!”
“Oh my gosh I think he’s gonna play this song, and it’s gonna be so great.”
“Isn’t this beautiful?”
“This is so good.”
“He is amazing.”

Once the concert ended, people started filing out the door. Mitchell went first, Rachelle and I followed, then Jason. I didn’t realize just how crowded it was until I found myself in a human traffic jam. When we finally got out of the venue, we found Mitchell standing by the door. Our group assembled and headed to the car. But beforehand, Mitchell grabbed the concert poster taped to the glass door.Turns out Mitchell is a mild concert kleptomaniac. We briskly walked to the Jeep and jumped inside. Just as Rachelle was about to start the car, we noticed something.

“Oh my God, is that him?”

Standing outside the back door was a man in a black jacket, rather familiar looking, puffing on a cigarette alongside another guy.

“Oh. My. God.”
“Do you have a Sharpie?”
“No, but I have a pen.”
“You guys, let’s get a selfie!”
“Noo, I’m too scared! I’m going to embarrass myself.”
“No you won’t.”
“I’ll do it for ya.”
“No, don’t do that.”

Rachelle and I got out of the car and headed towards the genius that is Mike Hadreas.
“Hey, great job tonight! My friend is a really huge fan, and I was wondering if you could sign this for him,” said Rachelle. 
Finishing his puff, Mike looked up at us and smiled, his cigarette casually placed between his fingers.
“Sure. What’s his name?”
“Mitch,” we replied in unison.
He put the poster up against the wall and tried writing on it, but to no avail.
“Oh shoot, is the pen not working?”
“It’s okay, I’ll go grab a Sharpie.” How awesome is it that he went out of his way to grab us a Sharpie? So cool.
He promptly returned with his Sharpie and signed the poster.
“Did you want a picture, Brenda?” asked Rachelle.
I nodded eagerly. “Yes, of course!”
“--Wait, we need to grab Mitchell! Can we grab our friend quick?”
Mike nodded.
As Rachelle ran back to the car, Mike turned to me. “Oh, he’s here? I thought he was sick or something. Why didn’t he just come with you?”
“He’s just scared. He absolutely loves you. You know he stole that concert poster off the door for you? And during the show he kept turning to me and gushing about how cool you are” I answered. 

Mike nodded his head, as if he truly understood just how much Mitchell adored him.

Mitchell and Jason got out of the car and came over. After brief introductions, we lined up for the picture, me awkwardly standing in the front because I was so short and couldn’t squeeze in from the side. 

“It’s okay, that was like me in every single high school picture,” joked Mike. 

Our photographer, the cool dude playing with Matteah Baim, snapped a few pictures before handing the phone back to Rachelle. With much jubilee, we thanked Mike and black cotton dress dude and headed back to the car. 

As we drove along, we gushed.

“That was so cool.”
“He probably thought we were being weird. Those girls were being all cool and came in with their cigarettes like ‘Oh we tried to cover you once, but it did no justice.’ Nope. I was just like ‘Homghomg I love you.”
“I had no idea he was wearing lipstick this whole time.”
“He stepped on my toe. It was soo cool.”
“He was definitely wearing nail polish.”
“Oh my God that was so exciting. We’re going to get married.”

Needless to say, it was a great night.



Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Quarters of an Argonaut

Once upon a Tuesday afternoon, I had the room all to myself, no roommates. So naturally, I pulled out the camera, and took some shots of my little corner of the room. Some highlights of my corner include my spider plant Quentin, my not-so-portable record player, and a pimped out closet door. 

Quentin was obtained at a Welcome Week event on the St. Paul campus. Good thing he's virtually indestructible, because I always forget to water him. He really is a cute thing. 

Two Renoir paintings, a free poster from the Electric Fetus, and some New York postcards Dalena gave me.

Nowadays the only record I ever really listen to is my Lena, Sarah, Billie, and Ella record. It's perfect any time of day. 


A Monet painting, a NASA picture from an old National Geographic magazine, and some posters I got from a poster book.

Monday, September 15, 2014

Midwest Argonaut vol. 3


It's two weeks late, but better late than never— behold, the third issue! Featuring the talent of Ally KannRachel Cohrs, Chad Sexton, and Henry Heins, as well as quick appearances by Claire ColbyAnthony LeMareyuna LukasakPrescott AtkinsonSharon ChenDalena NguyenKyra Osmon,Margaret Anderson, the Blaesches, Ms. Brock, and Meredith Jett!

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Music Review: S.O.S.

I found out about SOS while floundering around the Rookie Magazine website and couldn’t have been more pleased with my discovery. This nine-track debut LP is addictive, gorgeous, and beautifully dark. My favorite tracks include “Lights,” “Youth in Decline,” and “Dead or Alive.” Overall, a gorgeous piece of work. I highly recommend that you give it a listen.

Sunday, September 7, 2014

Saturday, 1:10am

I sat in my seat, breathing and moving as little as possible. Hoping to God that no one could see my face smattered in tears, I wiped at my face with the bottom of my coat sleeve. Only one week into school and here I was, sobbing hysterically on a late night bus. There were exactly three people on the bus— me, the bus driver, and a fairly young, fully bearded homeless man resembling a hippie.

I listened as the hippie-resembling homeless guy relayed his grievances of the system to the bus driver, who in turn nodded in sympathy.

“Where you getting off, miss?”

Suddenly realizing that I was the “miss” he was addressing, I immediately straightened my posture and looked up.

“Excuse me?”
“What stop do you want to get off at?”
“Oh! Sanford, please.”

The bus driver slammed on his brakes and stopped at the curb.

“Oh whoops! Sorry, I forgot you were supposed to get off here. Got distracted. I was asking this young lady here a question—”

The bus reached a halt and the doors swung open.

“It’s alright,” said the hippie homeless guy. “Pretty ladies tend to have that effect on people.” He got up, gave me a nod, and said, “You have a good night miss,” before heading to the exit. I took it as an act of kindness and smiled at him.
“Thanks, you too,” I answered. And with that, he hopped off the bus.

The doors closed and the bus continued on. The rest of the bus ride went on in silence, with the exception of occasional remarks made by the bus driver and me giving the customary nods and uh-huhs, yeahs, and definitelys.

I gazed out the windows as we crossed the 10th Avenue bridge. The city skyline passed by on my left, the Mississippi River on my right. My eyes grew wide and my heart less heavy. The sight of the scenery sunk in and all of a sudden things didn’t seem so bad. In a way, I began to appreciate the circumstances that led me to this bus ride. 

Tea Time With Ella

Setting: 10:55 pm, five minutes before close at the Espresso Royale coffee shop. Our heroine is located at a back corner of the shop, textbooks, cup of tea, and writing utensils sprawled across a wooden table. A calm, quiet ambiance fills the air as jazz music plays in the background. Imagine a cozy lighting, the soft blur of conversation, quiet footsteps, and the sound of flipping pages.

Swirling the remnants of my Monsoon Darjeeling tea, I stared at the paper cup as it tilted in circular motion. I plucked the knotted tea bag out of the cup, its contents bulging out in a less than aesthetic manner, and took a sip. It was bitter.

“There’s a somebody I’m longing to see—” Ella Fitzgerald crooned slowly.

It was as if the barista knew to play this song for me. How did he know I’m absolutely nuts about this song? I couldn’t have imagined a better time for it. Ella’s hauntingly beautiful, rich voice slowly lulled me into a state of angsty romantic thought. I quietly inhaled and took a sip once more. I thought to myself that surely this is a picturesque moment, something worth writing a vignette about.

I began to sing along with Ella, uncaring as to what my audience would think.

“I’m a little lamb who’s lost in the woods—” we sang in unison. “And I know I could always be good…”

I rested my right elbow on the table and laid my cheek on my hand. Slowly, I began to drift away into another world. As I gazed into the giant mirror hung on the wall, pictures of romantic grandeur flashed before my eyes. I imagined polished pianos, men in black coats, and lovers in the alleyways— clouds of cigarette smoke, passionate whispers, and tangoes into midnight.

I looked outside through the reflection of the mirror. It was dark, cold, and blustery. A man stood outside of the door, puffing on a cigarette and watching the clouds go by.

Staring down at my textbooks, I thought to myself that this was anything but romantic. As Ella finished off the last lines of her song, my illusion slowly faded away and I was back into the dull reality of homework. Maybe one day, I thought to myself. I proceeded to wash down my feelings of faux nostalgia with a gulp of bitter tea. Clinging to what little energy I had left, I packed my belongings, and left the coffee shop.